We’ve been together almost a year now. There’s no doubt we’ve been through some difficult times. We’ve even crashed a few times together (And yes, I admit. It was my fault).
Yes, I do love you. Quite a bit. I’m just wondering, is it time to move on? You’re beginning to slow me down. Let’s look at the mechanics of our relationship. Two wheels move along pretty well. Add two more I do believe we’ve just doubled our drag. And that’s a drag.
You see, I’ve been seeing another. Actually two others. (Shh, their significant others don’t know). First I saw Greg’s….
Injuries not included
Then Pat went and wrote about it. Then wrote about it some more. He even came to a Wheels and Deals ride with it.
True Geekiness
That’s when we kinda more or less bonded. Not so much Pat and I but the me and the Xtracycle(s).
Relax, you’re not going to be replaced. There’s plenty of room in the family. It’s just that I want to start seeing another.
Till later,
Jacque – Out
I know a place where your trailer can get the love it deserves if you ever kick her out.
You’re #1 on the list if it goes away. I should have worked into the story about how you got your “significant other” to slim down and ya’ll stayed together. Oh, wait a minute. I just did.