A Test Before the Ride

Good morning class, my name is Talisman Jacque.  I’ll be your instructor for the day.

Before we all jump on our little bicycles and ride to the establishment of drinking and onward we’re going to take a quick test.  Ready?  Here we go?

1. If Pat, Hank, Jeff, John and John all left their respective residences via bicycle at the same time.  And   they each drank 5 beers before they left.   How long would it take before one of them finally admitted that they really don’t care so much about the win, it’s mainly the free Power Bars and the ability to puke while other ride right by.

2.  Solve the following photographic math equation (if necessary, a hint was placed in the caption):

ufo+

(Punxsutawney)

(Punxsutawney)

+

movie

3.  Who Loves Ya?

Ok then, that’s it for today’s class.  We do hope to see you this evening for the graduation ride.  We’ll be departing from the Baby Bar at 8:15 SHARP.   Because of the movies notoriety I’m concerned that we’ll not be able to get seats.   After the flick some of us will be moving on the Caterina Winery for some great music (as stated here).

Till later,

Jacque – Out

About jacque

Fun, funny and all around nice guy. Just the author of the Weekly News and helps out around FA.
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6 Responses to A Test Before the Ride

  1. fbc says:

    Have you been drinking already?

  2. jacque says:

    Does thinking about it count?

  3. Hank says:

    A flying groundhog clears the theater?

  4. Pat S says:

    1. My residence is not all that respective.
    2. The answer to the photographic math equation is “yes”.
    3. Beer loves me. (And I love beer.)

  5. Rosemary says:

    huh??

  6. jacque says:

    UFO, Phil, Movie = UFO Phil Movie

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